i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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