on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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