Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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