When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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