He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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