He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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