You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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