the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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