Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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