if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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