he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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