hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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