its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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