Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize
