how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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