a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
How naked do you want me to be?
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