How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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