I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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