I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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