At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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