but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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