Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
