I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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