White coat. Heels.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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