nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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