Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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