your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize