oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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