Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Semen is not good for contacts.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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