...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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