sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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