I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Bring me that man meat
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
