I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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