Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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