You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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