new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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