Dual....:-)
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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