Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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