jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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