why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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