butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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