just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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