I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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