It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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