): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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