I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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