I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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