I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
