we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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