they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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