Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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