i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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