Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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