Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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