that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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