What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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